HAHAHAHA killing Parrish costs about as much as a gallon of gas and a pack of Twizzlers!
But let’s be real, I’d kill him for .50 cents.
I wish that controlling your shift in Teen Wolf was similar to the plot of Gremlins.
my first submission for the scilesreversebang
throw shade together, stay together
Cotton Candy Machine + Stranger Factory
Another two shows that happened over this past weekend were at Cotton Candy Machine (Brooklyn) and Stranger Factory (Albuquerque). I have more in the “Sonny Series” at these shows! You can see the shows online and purchase whatever you like! the shows look real nice.
I don’t know how I didn’t see this until now, but apparently a while ago Jeff had made a comment about how Derek and Laura would frequent Splash Bar during their days in NYC.
BITCH. I don’t think so. IRL, they would probably have been 100x more likely to go to The Cock, Henrietta Hudson, Cubby Hole… basically anywhere except Splash.
Splash, when it was still a thing, was a notoriously drama-heavy, extremely anti-female (to the point where there wasn’t even a bathroom - just a long trough dudes peed in), meth-face twink fest that was constantly getting raided for underage go-go dancing and drinking. They also charged some of the highest door fees around (especially if you were a girl).
As much fun as it is to think of little Derek and Laura Gossip Girling it up in the Big Apple, something tells me Splash would not have been high on their list of must-see attractions.1 note